I’ll be the first to admit that the world is not as safe a place as we’d like it to be. Between thieves, rapists, murderers, and just plain old crazies, going to your car isn’t nearly the safe and sedate exercise it once was.
But enter Wholesale Keychains, who has once again put something heart-stoppingly outlandish on the end of a ring to fasten your keys to, in the form of the pepper spray keychain.
Now, I’ll tell you this much–when I got hold of one of these thanks to the crew out at Wholesale Keychain, I took it in my bathroom. I figured, you know, there’s a fan in here because I’ve heard these things give off horrendous fumes, and there was talk of dye involved, so I wanted to be somewhere with easy access to lots of hot water. But what I didn’t know was how potent this stuff was.
I cracked off a quick–I mean QUICK–press of the top and suddenly this huge yellow cloud appears on the side of my bathtub.
And then the stink hit me. I was maybe six feet back from the impact site, and wow. My eyes were tearing up, my nose was running like a faucet, and I had a hacking cough that sounded like a two pack a day smoker running uphill being chased by rabid bears.
I grabbed some tissues, cranked on the water to blast away the massive yellow cloud before it could set, and closed the door behind me. A half hour of coughing and blowing my nose later, I was SCRUBBING the remnants of the cloud off and still coughing.
If this is what it was like being in the same room with it, I can’t imagine getting HIT by it!
But I believe this is the point, and kudos to Wholesale Keychain for providing something that might well save some lives. They’re fifteen bucks a pop, and you can get them for ten percent off by using the promotional code carbuyer.
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