Considering there is now enough vacant land in Detroit to cover the city of Boston completely, the place is definitely hurting for some good news.
Remember what I said about car shows going downhill? Well, a reader alerted me, and I just saw the news today myself so I’ll pass it directly on to you. The 2010 International Auto Show in Detroit is BOOKED SOLID.
There will be seven hundred different car models on display there, and what’s more, fifty of them will be never before seen models.
I can’t understand for the life of me, however, why Detroit is putting this show on in JANUARY. January poses one of the biggest chances for inclement weather in the entire year, possibly only matched by February or maybe December. The key thing is, about the closer you get to mid-January, the more likely you are to get serious snow mixed with ice mixed with a slow frozen death.
There’s an old joke in Michigan, and it’s got two endings. The joke:
People say Michigan is a four-season state. Not true; it only has two. The two seasons in Michigan are winter and road construction (some substitute “road construction” with “winter’s coming”).
And this is why it’s probably a terrible idea for Detroit to have this show in the Russian roulette of horrible weather that is January.
Tags: car show, Detroit, detroit auto show, horrible weather, january
I know, it sounds kind of like a non-sequitur, something like that insane bit in The Graduate in which the poor kid’s asked what the future is and gets the one word answer: plastics.












