This is why I’m going to show them to you right now.

You’re welcome.

A$12,870 roadside assistance package. Here’s what this package actually includes: “a convenient tire pressure gauge, fuse kit, multi-bit screwdriver, flashlight, pliers, rain poncho and more.”  For thirteen grand.  Unless that “and more”  is “we air-drop a new car on your current GPS location”, this couldn’t be much more ridiculous.

A $4,187 first-aid kit. That thing had better come with its own on-call surgical team.  You don’t pay four grand for one night’s stay in a HOSPITAL.

A$2,929 orange reflective safety triangle. The orange, of course, must be made of pure fire opal.  That’s the only possible explanation for a plastic triangle costing three grand.

Needless to say, there are plenty more ways to have your mind blown by the unnecessary opulence of this hundred thousand dollar car.

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