BodyGard Self Powered Emergency Tool Provides Most Everything

These days, folks, it almost seems like you’re taking your life into your hands every time you venture out from the safety of your home cave.  But things like the BodyGard Self Powered Emergency Tool can help make you feel just a little better.

First, the whole “self-powered” thing–that’s not a misnomer.  This thing comes with a hand crank dynamo built right in so that under pretty much any circumstances short of a massive electromagnetic pulse hitting the earth, you’ll have power.

And what will you be powering?  Why, an array of useful car gadgets, that’s what!  An LED flashlight, a red emergency flasher, a digital tuner FM radio, a panic button with alarm, a motion activated security alarm, a cell phone charger output, an AC charging adapter input, and even some lesser powered stuff like a compass, signaling mirror and storage compartment for pills or matches or an emergency key.

Okay, sounds great, right?  But what are they asking in terms of PRICE on that kind of thing?  How does twenty smacks sound?  Yeah, I KNOW…that’s pretty awesome.  So go grab one!

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